Miscellany (some zany)
by Sam Chen
An unfortunate parson named Birch
Had a penchant for farting
in church.
This led not a few
Who sat in his pew
To go elsewhere in spiritual
search.
I once knew a bubbly lasse
Who possessed inordinate
gasse.
Though she thought she'd
suppressed it,
It passed out (you guessed
it) -
Just like the guests did
- en masse.
An expert safecracker with
brawn
Was caught at his work
before dawn.
Though he paid for his
deeds
His epitaph reads,
"Here lies a pro and a
con."
There once was a fellow
named Jim,
Who possessed a phenomenal
limb.
So great was its length
(As well as its strength)
It was said Guinness contacted
him.
A young physics major cried,
"Hark!
Me thinks I've discovered
a quark!
If I can now carry on
And find me a baryon,
In this field I'll have
made my mark."
While Tweety's well known
for his chirp,
And Pluto's trademark
is his slurp,
For human fame
One needs a name
Like Wyatt, famous for
his bEarp.
When NATO was formed, it
appears
Not a few Eskimos were
in tears.
Said they, "What?
Not include us?
How could you exclude
us?
We've had IC BM's for
years."