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Making It Around The World
by Sam Chen
 

A green-thumbed redhead named Mauna
 Said, as she steamed in a sauna,
  "Though I have a yen
  For Japanese men,
 I much prefer bonsai to fauna."
 

 A dog-fancying maid from Cohasset
 Of no breed is more fond than the Bassett.
  The reason for this
  Is disdain of bliss.
 Were an exit marked "Joy" she would pass it.
 

 At her husband's behest a young Frau
 Took their son to a rabbi with know-how.
  When she ventured to ask
  Concerning the task,
 He responded, "It shouldn't be long now."
 

 A bashful young lawyer from Stowe
 One night to a brothel did go.
  When he asked about price,
  Said the madam, with ice,
 "It's a case, sir, of quid pro quo."
 

 My daughter swears somebody told her
 Of a Far Eastern man, who, though older
  Than some of the rest,
  Could contort with the best
 And was known as "The Manila Folder."
 

 A woman who lived in Des Moines
 Was rather well known for her loines.
  It was so tender
  Those not of her gender
 For her favors paid many a coines.
 

 A couple who lived in the West
 Led a life singularly blest.
  He only would let her
  Give others his "better,"
 Reserving for her "all my best."
 

 A short little man from Quebec
 Had a toothache and went for a check.
  When he wanted to know
  Why the tooth had to go,
 He was told, "Ees Toulouse, Lautrec."
 

 An oft-married actress in Cannes
 Was known for her men and her tannes.
  Alone, she awoke,
  Stretched slowly, and spoke,
 "It's good to feel like a new mannes."