The Sporting Life
by Sam Chen
A sporting young co-ed named
Stacy
Whose taste in clothes
runs to things lacy,
Likes beautiful horses
As well as new Porsches.
No wonder she's thought
of as racy.
In Tulsa, a prior bed wetter
Grew up to be a big debtor.
He gambled in college,
And friends all acknowledge
His fame as "The Sooner,
the Bettor."
A promising young attorney
Left in his Porsche on
a journey.
He encountered a train
While in the fast lane.
And finished his trip
on a gurney.