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Pieces - Period
by Sam Chen
 

A peculiar man was Van Gogh,
 Who cut off his ear, as you know.
  When he wanted it back,
  What made his mood black
 Was the fact he had not learned to sew.
 

 A Renaissance addict awoke
 And vowed to give up ro-coke.
  A gambler in debt,
  He increased his bet,
 Deciding to go for baroque.
 

 A wizened old sergeant named Frank
 Possessed a magnificent crank.
  Though a bit rusty,
  'Twas always most trusty
 For starting his pre-world war tank.