Diverse Perverse Verse
by Sam Chen
A Finn, who lived in Helsinki,
Had feet that were terribly
stinki.
What made his wife stay
(The neighbors all say)
Was weakness for sex that
was kinki.
A spinster who lived all
alone
Would never stray far
from the phone.
She longed for a call
That would lift her pall
Or touch an erogenous
zone.
On a whim, a guy tempted
fate
And entered a gay bar,
quite late.
What a fix he was in
When, to their chagrin,
They found out he was
a "closet straight.