Organ and Other Music
by Sam Chen
A young Hindu maid from Tujunga
Said to her friend, "Cowabunga!
Rock music I hear
So deafens my ear,
The Din I prefer would
be Gunga.
A clumsy musician named
June
Would trip several times
before noon.
A myopic conductor
Tried to abduct her,
Mistaking her fall for
a swoon.
A man with Alzheimer's
disease
Said, "Don't mind my hand,
if you please.
It helps me remember
My masculine gender
If I can reach down for
a squeeze.