Dress and Undress
by Sam Chen
A lisping shoe salesman was wise
To keep his flaw in disguise.
He'd the bad luck to
say
To a lady, one day,
"Thit down while I look
up your thize."
Of a falsie salesman named
Will,
It was said any void he
could fill.
When asked about work,
He replied, with a smirk,
"I make mountains out
of a molehill."
A friendly transvestite,
now gone,
Would eagerly put dresses
on.
Confusion attended
Those he'd befriended.
His headstone now reads:
"Don" and "Dawn."